My hobbies include working out, staying fit, eating healthy…. and lying.
Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.
Omg this is cool
we need to talk about that house loan
It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.
I also need that guy’s eye.
okay what fucking fandom does a guy lose his prosthetic leg and his eye?
You think youre beyonce but ur really justin beiber
You think youre barney but ur really ted
You think youre perry but ur really doofenshmirtz
You think youre elsa but ur really hans
You think youre nicki but ur really iggy
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!
A PICTURE OF ALL OF THESE TRAIN-WRECKED POSTS COMBINED??
I SERIOUSLY DON’T KNOW HOW THIS COULD GET ANY WORSE!!!