Can i please go back to school? I need four or five mile daily walks, an exciting new hook-up, and sleeping well! Please!!! :)
*creates the human butt*
Oh they are gonna love this
if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to
why don’t you go where fashion sits
constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”
*seductively runs hand through hair*
*seductively gets hand caught in huge knot*
So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:
and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that
And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.
ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:
i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone.